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[19th May. 2009|14:04]
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Sat in a mile-long traffic jam this morning due to a boat parked in the middle of the road. I'm guessing it was broken down, but maybe it had just run out of wind. I didn't see T-Pain anywhere; only some very confused looking police.

[User Picture]From: koshmom
2009-05-19 22:02 (UTC)


I'm always amused at the folks who can see what the traffic tieup problem is (i.e. your boat thing) yet still feel the urge to honk as if that's going to speed the unsticking of the tieup issue along.

Car 1: Honk!
Car 2: Can't you see there's a (insert obvious obstruction) in the road?
Car 1, (speaking as if noone else ever thought of this idea): Well, get it out of the road! Honk! Honk!

(Car 1 nudges closer, thus making it more difficult for the tow truck to actually GET to the obstruction in the first place)

How did the boat get there? Was it formerlly on a boat-trailer, or did it get placed there by a sudden tornado?
[User Picture]From: blipvert
2009-05-19 22:52 (UTC)


Your guess is as good as mine! The boat lay stranded on its hull, as if it had just run aground on Route 3. I didn't notice a trailer suspiciously minus its load anywhere in the vicinity.
[User Picture]From: daylight_broke
2009-05-20 00:20 (UTC)


"Believe me when I say I've f*cked a mermaid."

Dang it, now I've got that song "I'm on a Boat" stuck in my head.
[User Picture]From: blipvert
2009-05-20 01:49 (UTC)


Yeah, well, I took a good hard look, but no one was on that mutha fucken boat. It was a FAIL boat.
[User Picture]From: rpkrajewski
2009-05-20 14:04 (UTC)


So THAT's what it was.
[User Picture]From: blipvert
2009-05-20 14:50 (UTC)


Depending what you mean by "it", yes.