Craig L (blipvert) wrote,
Craig L
blipvert

10 things I would tell my teenage self if I had the chance.


  1. Hey, don't hang up the phone!
  2. Yes, this really is you from 20 years in the future.
  3. Yes, I know how idiotic that sounds.
  4. No, I'm not a cop.
  5. No, I'm not selling something.
  6. No, I'm not messing with your head.
  7. No, I'm not ... whatever you said just now.
  8. Yes, I do know what fucking time it is, it's called "noon".
  9. No, of course I don't remember what I did with my keys 20 years ago. Try looking under the bed.
  10. Okay. All right. You have a nice day too, sir.
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