Here's something to make bath time fun, and teach them important economic lessons:
Mr Internet Bubble and Mr Global Financial Collapse also sold separately.
Encourage your child's natural curiosity about electricity!
No, no kid, you're doing it wrong! You have to plug it in first!
Or if chemistry's the thing, this will teach them useful and profitable skills.
Yay, the hamster survived! Let's hit the school yard, Jimmy!
Teach your kids proper technique with this safe and easy kit!
Gee, Suzy, this Colombian shit you got off E-bay is awesome!
Believe it or not, this one is actually real, from the 1950s.
Warning: Very sick, so if you've no sense of humour best to keep moving.