Craig L (blipvert) wrote,
Craig L
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I am slain

If only I had laid off that Iraq invasion... but those intelligence dossiers were so convincing, I couldn't help it!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February marmota and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-306 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
blipvert

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