|I am slain
||[2nd Dec. 2008|17:13]
If only I had laid off that Iraq invasion... but those intelligence dossiers were so convincing, I couldn't help it!
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February marmota and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-306 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Not my fault: meme stolen from the_fuzzy_bunny.
You know at least coal would have been useful. WTF am I going to do with a mouldy sandwich, feed it to a reindeer?
Best part is, eating Brussels sprouts leads to gas, then next time you step into a lift, back into the minus you go. I mean it would be funny if it wasn't such a fucking colossal scam.
I know it's wrong, but Lord forgive me I just can't wait for the bloody northern ice cap to melt and drown that red-suited corpulent scheming bastard Santa.